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Chavs
Apr 16, 2005 8:31:20 GMT -5
Post by Lumerz on Apr 16, 2005 8:31:20 GMT -5
Very good Andy lol. I was walking through Guildford today with Kieran and we walked past a chav and his mates and he said to me 'Do you want to fight'. Being a civilised person i just carried on walking, but I wish I had a gun on me and it wasn't illegal to shoot chavs! that is a reason I fu<king hate chavs, they have nothing better to do. But o well, thats life, hopefully the whole chav thing will go away soon and the world will be a better place.
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Chavs
Apr 16, 2005 9:49:04 GMT -5
Post by Kieran on Apr 16, 2005 9:49:04 GMT -5
ANDY! in reply to your comment, i am not judging chavs because of the music they listen to, or their clothing choices. its more their "hrdcore" attitude that i cant stand. but i do know exactly what you mean mate lol!
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Chavs
Apr 17, 2005 8:09:41 GMT -5
Post by HOLISTER on Apr 17, 2005 8:09:41 GMT -5
i think the worst thing about them are the small ones that are like half your size and they start on you and its like you could base him in, in one punch but hes like 10 years old so u dont.
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Chavs
Apr 17, 2005 14:13:15 GMT -5
Post by Liam on Apr 17, 2005 14:13:15 GMT -5
yeah, and even if you do wanna hit him, you cant because hes probably linked to people and the next thing you know, youve got the russian maffia on your doorstep! they cant just fight their own fights.
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vixen
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Chavs
Apr 18, 2005 13:37:19 GMT -5
Post by vixen on Apr 18, 2005 13:37:19 GMT -5
hehe chavs make me [glow=red,2,300]chuckle![/glow] sorry i keep randomly signing...i like joining in yeeehhh!! ...eh hem *hides*
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Chavs
Apr 18, 2005 14:17:16 GMT -5
Post by Lumerz on Apr 18, 2005 14:17:16 GMT -5
Well, it appears we were wrong about chavs. We were at Sainsbury's, looking in a chavs general direction, in fact we were looking at someone else coming from his general direction and he started shouting abuse at us. this just proves that they in fact don't have to be in a group to start aggro. Furthermore, we were on our way home from Sainsbury's and a couple of chavs walked passed us. One of them, who i knew for a fact was , turned to Kieran and said "I'll see you in a minute BLONDIE' (implying he wanted a fight). I couldn't get my head around this one, and i'm sure it will confuse me for a long time to come. Anyway, I chavs.
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Chavs
Apr 18, 2005 15:17:55 GMT -5
Post by Liam on Apr 18, 2005 15:17:55 GMT -5
that was soo funny!!! its like they ave nothing better to do then walk around looking for a fight. and the fact that he called up his mates to make it a fair fight as if his mates had nothing better to do either!! same time next week i guess!
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Chavs
Apr 19, 2005 15:28:05 GMT -5
Post by AndyVale on Apr 19, 2005 15:28:05 GMT -5
lol monkey bananaing hell, i hardly ever get this trouble. I had 3 threatening to cut my throat and ring their brothers when i stood up to them for throwing beer at my mates. Interesting thing was 25 of my mates, 5 chavs. Did a single one of my mates do anything? NO! They stood there shuffling their feet pretending not to notice and did sod all! I managed to diffuse the situation on my own but monkey banana me thats the last time i stand up for them! THAT is my problem! everyone moans, who does anything?
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Chavs
Apr 21, 2005 9:33:27 GMT -5
Post by declan on Apr 21, 2005 9:33:27 GMT -5
O and some CLASSIC chav jokes!!!! How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak! What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house? The burglar. What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. (MY FAVOURITE) What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please? whats a chavs ring tone? bling bling ;D
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Chavs
Apr 21, 2005 9:42:53 GMT -5
Post by declan on Apr 21, 2005 9:42:53 GMT -5
*dum diddy dum dum, dum dum*
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Chavs
Apr 21, 2005 10:12:39 GMT -5
Post by Dorz on Apr 21, 2005 10:12:39 GMT -5
(The sainsbury's incident) This was a classic example of chav's ! They lare you off whilst walking away from you the say something like "yeah you walkk away" when it's them doin the walking ! I still can't get my head round the langauge they use, everythings init ! or they use opposites like " I got bare bucks init" translated this means i have lots of money, but is it me or does bare mean nothing, like in 'old mother hubbard' she looked in the cupboard but it was bare and her dog got NOTHING ! Perculiar but i just wanna no why almost every chav says they no joe or bill smith I know these guys and they don't care bout us unless were doing something like starin at them or mouth them off, but even then the most you get is a shove ! Everybody's like sh!t sh!t its bill smith, who cares he won't do anything ! It's the pakistani's you wanna be careful of they'll kick your head in "Jack you up" or (Josh and Liam) "Murk you up" translated means steal things form you or stab you. We should start a whole new thread on them ! Anyways now i've got that out of my system I will go !
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Chavs
Apr 21, 2005 10:44:07 GMT -5
Post by AndyVale on Apr 21, 2005 10:44:07 GMT -5
lol most pakistani's are fine! (I do go to college with a very large amount of them!) Even Sabbah was pretty cool when i met him. monkey bananaing hell guys you gotta stop with all these damn stereotypes. It slows down our psycological evolution, makes you shallow people and just holds everyone back! I know some of them can be pricks and we all stereotype, but don't take it so seriously. Enough of the prejudice people!
love, peace and pasta AndyV
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Chavs
Apr 21, 2005 14:24:37 GMT -5
Post by HOLISTER on Apr 21, 2005 14:24:37 GMT -5
some very strong words yer u are probably right.
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Chavs
Apr 23, 2005 9:17:56 GMT -5
Post by declan on Apr 23, 2005 9:17:56 GMT -5
nice!
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Chavs
Apr 25, 2005 17:30:57 GMT -5
Post by STUEY on Apr 25, 2005 17:30:57 GMT -5
lol wat a topic chavs, lol the chaviest thing that has happened to me was that one of them jumped my fence and then nicked the football goal from my garden and took it home with them. WTF? lol chavs are a strange breed and i feel that they need to be put down! the lot of em
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