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Chavs
Mar 17, 2005 17:55:09 GMT -5
Post by Kieran on Mar 17, 2005 17:55:09 GMT -5
So, for something different, heres a defintion of a chav. a very good one at that:
A young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
ha! classic! anyone else want to slate chavs? DO IT!
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Chavs
Mar 17, 2005 17:59:43 GMT -5
Post by Kieran on Mar 17, 2005 17:59:43 GMT -5
O and some CLASSIC chav jokes!!!!
How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house? The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. (MY FAVOURITE)
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please?
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Chavs
Mar 18, 2005 10:27:29 GMT -5
Post by Lumerz on Mar 18, 2005 10:27:29 GMT -5
A great, accurate description of a modern chav. But chav is such a broad term nowadays. There are loads of stories about where it came from, e.g. it used to stand for Council House And Violence, or it was what little trouble-makers were called when they were told to vamouse i.e. "fu<k off you little chav". Did anyone see that program on sky one? It made me want to hate them even more. I just hope that the "phenomenom" dies down and they all fu<k off, it will make the world a better place.
xx
p.s another joke
what do you call a chav without a baseball cap? ... exactly you'll never see one (courtesy of Daniel Wellman)
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Chavs
Mar 19, 2005 14:59:04 GMT -5
Post by Richard Keiths on Mar 19, 2005 14:59:04 GMT -5
those are all the same as the 'pikey' jokes of three years ago, the phrase chav has a slightly jumping on the bandwagon feel about it. Poor comedy, poor word, poor is the word which seems most apt for thou. Though they provide a valuable service in both the comedic world and through there exploits in lkeeping mesley little wetfish with few biddying occupations other than indulging in ill thought wit, music and revelry. Long live these unfortunate souls.
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Chavs
Mar 20, 2005 8:35:03 GMT -5
Post by Mush on Mar 20, 2005 8:35:03 GMT -5
What the hell are you talking about!! chavs are the biggest penisheaded crowd of people on the surface of this very undeserving earth! We shall slate chavs to our hearts content and not have to worry about it either!!TEXT ;D[glow=red,2,300]TEXT[/glow]
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Chavs
Mar 20, 2005 8:36:07 GMT -5
Post by mush on Mar 20, 2005 8:36:07 GMT -5
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Chavs
Mar 20, 2005 8:37:14 GMT -5
Post by mush on Mar 20, 2005 8:37:14 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]CHAVS ARE ARSEHOLES!!![/glow]
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Chavs
Mar 21, 2005 13:44:39 GMT -5
Post by Lumerz on Mar 21, 2005 13:44:39 GMT -5
Chav is overused, but it's still a great word to describe the peasant underclass of today. They are the scum of the earth, if we got rid of their culture then Woking especially would be a better and safer place. Just last weekend I was told a story of how some of my mates were started on by chavs for no apparant reason. They had beer cans and any other objects the chavs could find thrown at them. Whats the fu<king point in just starting on people. It proves they have nothing better to do! They say that people take the mick out of them because of the clothes they wear, which is true, but they then go and start on people that wear black hoodies, have long hair, and listen to rock music. I think I speak for most people when I say they are hypocrites. Anyway I'll get back to more important things.
xx
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Chavs
Mar 21, 2005 14:57:03 GMT -5
Post by Kieran on Mar 21, 2005 14:57:03 GMT -5
here here!! *nods head wildly in agreement* *o and waves hand in air in excited fashion* o and who is this posh keeps leaving random messages that dont make sense? GET YOUR OWN FORUM TO MOAN ON!
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Chavs
Mar 25, 2005 6:25:49 GMT -5
Post by Other Lucys closest on Mar 25, 2005 6:25:49 GMT -5
He is stronger than the walls That you try to build around him To dumb and dumbfound him. But I shan't scream bloody murder
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Chavs
Mar 26, 2005 17:13:20 GMT -5
Post by Josh! on Mar 26, 2005 17:13:20 GMT -5
They are scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum!!! They suck bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!!!!! YAY!!
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Chavs
Apr 4, 2005 9:57:33 GMT -5
Post by Liam on Apr 4, 2005 9:57:33 GMT -5
The dragon insists we sacrifice a maiden otherwise he will burn the village to the ground. If you don't want to go to the shop, Kostas, then send the dog.
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Chavs
Apr 13, 2005 14:58:19 GMT -5
Post by Josh! on Apr 13, 2005 14:58:19 GMT -5
Please make the note out to 'mister william of the southern lynchfeild'. She should send her gratitude for the cake slightly unwillingly. But she will not take that sort of behaviour and make it stop sliding acroos that bloody bird!! you fools of great intelligence.
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Chavs
Apr 14, 2005 6:42:08 GMT -5
Post by HOLISTER on Apr 14, 2005 6:42:08 GMT -5
right
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Chavs
Apr 16, 2005 4:55:19 GMT -5
Post by AndyVale on Apr 16, 2005 4:55:19 GMT -5
I dont think you should judge people for the music they listen to or clothes they wear. Sound familiar? While many Chavs are twats it does amuse me that they are hated in the rock world for many of the same reasons that rock fans are.
But i did laugh at this one
What do you call a Chav at a Bus Stop at night?
At a party!
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